At this point many are already smiling at what I am implying, others are probably driving and shaking their fist at the car behind, in front and beside them.
See I avoid Costco on a Saturday morning, I don't go to Safeway after work and I refuse to frequent the Guide Edaleen Dairy. I will rearrange my schedule to avoid the crowds of friends from the North.
I didn't even consider this aspect when I was looking into online dating.
Apparently there are more Canadian men qualified to be a fit for me than there are American men.
No wonder I haven't found someone yet!
At least this is what the website keeps telling me when I check my options. Not only do I find it quite odd its extremely uncomfortable. I look at a profile, I nod my head as I read their interest and then I glance back at their "home" and the little hope I had is smothered. Out like a light!
And then the guilt creeps in.
I know that these are nice boys and some very important people in my life hail from that land...but I can't cross that line.
I mean...I wish I had the excuse that I can't cross the border but that's a lie.
It just does not make sense for me to pursue a Canadian. I barely had time before to date...now this website wants me to date AND cross international borders frequently?!? It's just too much.
Then again...
In the future
I might be loading up my car
with milk and gas
headed to see
about a boy
up North...
1 comment:
Speaking from many years of experience of the 'Great North,' I know a few lovely people up there, but I don't know if International Relations are quite what you are looking for in this stage. I say: NOOOOOOOOO.....RUN FAR AWAY!
BTW:love that you are doing this. I see many laughable moments coming :) love ya!
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